NOBODY

July 5, 1993. The New Yorker runs a single-panel cartoon by Peter Steiner: a dog at a computer explaining to another dog, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." It goes on to become the most reprinted cartoon the magazine ever published. The Internet was about four modems old at the time, and it had already figured out its whole personality.

Thirty-odd years later, the joke is the operating system. Your bank is a dog. Your favourite anon is a dog. That account that replies "this" to everything? Two dogs in a trench coat. Nobody checked, and nobody ever will.

Then came the blockchain, which is basically the Internet but with receipts nobody reads. A wallet address doesn't have paws. It doesn't have a face. It's 7xK... something. Could be a fund. Could be a Labrador. On-chain, nobody knows you're a dog either.

$NOBODY is the coin for every good boy who ever logged on under a fake screen name. No faces, no names, no roadmap: just a dog, a desk, and a Buy button he can technically reach with his nose.

What does it do? Nothing. It's a meme coin. What does a dog at a computer do? Exactly. He sits there. He looks very professional. Nobody asks questions.